||[1.7.11 - 11.44am<=LASTN_DATE_FORMAT]
Life sucks! I feel like I've regressed, but I can't bring myself to care enough to do anything about it..I can't seem to bring myself to care about a damn thing these days.
||[3.16.07 - 1.24pm<=LASTN_DATE_FORMAT]
Alrighty, I could use some epinions from the peanut gallery.
I have decided that these GED classes I've been attending are taking entirely too long.
My math guru Jared had sent me practice GED tests, and I scored over 3000, and in NYS you need like 2400 to pass.
Soo what I'm thinking isssss...Take the test. See if I pass. If not, continue with my home studying on math, try again. If I don't pass that time, resume clases. BUT ya know, I'm fairly certain I will pass.
Sooo, after that, I'm thinking I will attend MCC(which I am told by my friend that you get 4000 per semester from some grant if you fill out this form somewhere downtown) for a while for some general math, chemestry, and such that I will at least need a general idea of for the pre-vet courses I'll be taking at hopefully Nazareth.
||[2.28.07 - 7.56am<=LASTN_DATE_FORMAT]
You Know You're From Rochester, NY When...
The only thing at the annual May Lilac Festival is snow.(I've lived here all my life, and still I've yet to go to that thing)
The worst four-letter word you could say is "Fuji".(Heh, yeah that's true. For a while we were forbidden to buy fuji because they were endangering my uncles job at kodak)
You can't swim at the beach.(As if I'd want to)
You thought that you had figured out that alternate-parking thing, but wind up with a ticket anyway.(*sigh* I don't drive)
Toronto is about 70 miles away, but it takes four hours to get there.(Never been there either, but I simply must. Phantom is there again!!!!)
The name "Greater Rochester International Airport" is bigger than the airport itself.(Heeee, I've never been in that place, but it is rather small)
There's an 800 number to report a pothole in the road.(Is there? Boy, I bet they get loads of calls)
You know that a "Can of Worms" is not something that you take fishing. Your baby's first word is "Wegmans".(uhhhh ok)
You ask lifetime residents where the George Eastman House is, but they don't know either.(I know where it issssss! I've never been there though)
In a city where it snows at least 90 inches a year, they build a new sports stadium with no roof on it.(Heh, 40 inches in February alone, 80 so far this winter not that we need more sports stadiums)
It can be 70 degrees one day, below freezing the next, and you think nothing of it.(Yes, our weather is rather bi-polar)
Your mother is buying outfits to wear to Wegmans.(Walmart actually)
Your low-fat diet is never low enough to exclude an Abbott's custard.(Meh)
You order a white hot and a pop, and the counterman knows what you're talking about.(Meh)
You can travel from Egypt to Greece in about a half-hour by car.(Yea, we have Amsterdam round here somewhere too)
D&C is a newspaper, not a medical procedure.(Yes, we know that)
There are no hamburgers, only ground steak.(:-|)
You can go to any mall on a Saturday and see at least 5 people you either work with, went to school with or dated.(I can't, I don't know anyone and the only mall I go to is pathetic and dead)
A musical comes to town 10 years after its Broadway premier and the entire town goes nuts!(heeee)
You awaken from a deep sleep, look at the clock and see that it's 6:00, but you have no idea whether it's AM or PM.(Yeh, weirdo darkness, winter, crud)
When 18+ inches of snow falls overnight, but you never thought of NOT going to work.(Well, uh I don't actually...kinda...work)
You are perplexed when friends from other cities come to visit and want to "see the sights".(*nods*)
In winter if the temperature hits 45 degrees and the sun comes out, people walk around downtown wearing shades and no jackets.(HA! Yes, wackos)
There are places at the poles that seem to get more sunlight during the winter months than we do.(*nods*)
Wegmans is somewhere to go on a Friday night, for entertainment.(Dude, walmart)
You know who Vinnie and Angelo are.(gah, where did the grandma go?)
You define summer as three months of bad sledding.(Hee)
You think that people from Pennsylvania have an accent.(Heh, they do)
Halloween is snowed out with great regularity.(Yeah, weird isn't it?)
You have experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week.(*shakes head* Bi-polar I tell ya)
Half the change in your pocket is Canadian, eh.(*nods*)
Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six pack of Genny and a bucket of Buffalo wings.(Not exactally, but whatever)
You believe that "down south" means Maryland.Heh, I do not.)
Your snowmobile, lawn mower and fishing boat all have big block Chevy engines.(I don't have a snowmobile, or fishing boat)
You can compare Nick Tahoe's garbage plate to at least 3 other knock-offs in competing restaurants.(Uhhhh, Marks had a good one when I was a meat eater)
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Rochester, NY.